Archive for July, 2009

ALARM CLOCK

July 31, 2009

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BACK TO THE FUTURE

July 31, 2009

graduated3I’m done, it’s done, I’ve finally gone “back to the future.”

YOU LIKE ULTIMATE FIGHTING?!?!

July 22, 2009

Is this what UFO Bro’s talk about?

UFCLove“Whats that dude? You’re an MMA fan too? What did you think of Vasquaz vs. Tomilson? Yeah, I know some fighter names, btw . I liked the fight, but i think he shouldn’t have sat his ass and balls on the other guys dick and balls so little. I would have liked to see them rub their dicks and balls together on the ground some more, while they sweat and hugged each other. Not nearly enough dick rubbing or muscle touching. Its not gay though because they also are hitting each other. I dont really like that part though. Just the part where they roll around on the ground rubbing their dick and ass and balls all over each others legs and face and dick and ass and balls.”

CLICK FOR THE FUNNY

July 18, 2009

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CLICK FOR THE FUNNY

July 15, 2009

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THIS PIC MAKES ME WANNA EAT PUSSY

July 12, 2009

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SMOKIN’ MY BACK OUT

July 12, 2009

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Once upon a time I had to go on a trip. One week, two weeks, however long I could last out there with O dinero. Anyhoo, my grandmother once owned a store so I had in my possession several cartons of twenty year old, unfiltered, Lucky Strike stoges. Being the economist that I am I headed for the local head shop and bought some cig filters. When the week and a half was over my lungs were totally fucked from crusty/stank tobacco and shit-ass plastic filters. I felt like I had the iron lung squeezing my black lung pulverizing them into a stringent puss-pot filled tire burning yard that could only be cleansed with some sort of extreme squeegee scraper made out of asphalt, glass, and sandpaper. To say the least . . . my lungs were fucking TOASTED. 

WARPING AN OLD LADY INTO A MONSTER

July 4, 2009

The other day (2 years ago) I was thumbing through a Man Ray book. Ray made several innovations in the field of photography, helping to create elements like solarization. Since, I’m not a school teacher, if you want to read about him go here. A photo he did in 1924 called “Demain” caught my eye.

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I also found some French art (porno) he did circa 1929.

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I became intrigued with the photo and put myself to the test to see if I could reproduce this work of art by using current technology. I had a problem locating a model to use, but I found one when I discovered a model posing in a book for Matisse.

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I cut out her body using Photoshop and tried to emulate the Man Ray photo. Not so good, hey?

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Feeling like I failed this little project, I made one more attempt at perfection. I decided to flip the same model’s body upside down and lay it on top of itself.

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To my amazement the curves in her body cast an evil looking face in her lower extremities.

I applied a filter so you can see the face more clearly.

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The more I played with the curves of her body the more faces were produced.

The third nipple in the center of her body looks like a nose, creating the face like features of a Great Dane.

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The more I warped the curves to create new faces the weirder the images became.

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After while I done it dune ended Duracell I decided it was too timing and taxing out my computer. It needs a rest.

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THE MOUNTAINS THAT CONTAIN THAT TALL GEORGIA PINE

July 3, 2009
Dear Madam or Sir,
I know all these “cool” spots in the mountains for some leisure activities. I go up there all the time when I get the chance, so I’ve had the opportunity to find the spots. Let it be known though that all of these are located on the east side of Georgia and SW NC.
This one is called Dry Falls
This is what it looks like underneath the falls.
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3 miles from that is another one called Glen Falls,
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and this is what the view from the top looks like.
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These other ones are in Georgia, located on the Bartram Trail.
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This pic was actually taken miles from where they filmed Deliverance, so we
dressed for the occasion.
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And the last two photos were taken on top of Rabun Ball. A 2 mile hike will
get you there and this is the Second highest spot in Georgia.
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Here is a rain cloud coming right for me.
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So yeah, a lot of “cool” spots to visit when I go up there.